Friday, May 7, 2021

Gottfried Curio, April 22, 2021, Citizenship

German Bundestag, Plenarprotokoll 19/224, pp. 28574-28575.

Right honorable Frau President. Ladies and gentlemen.

Now in deep night, the Federal government’s submitted draft law considerably widens the way to German citizenship. In a well meant restitution regulation were incidentally laid down a few cuckoo’s eggs of the most general legal mollification.

Generally, he who after eight years wants to be made a citizen must pass a language examination and a citizenship test. This test is besides a joke. One question reads: “What is the German constitution called? People’s Law, Federal Law, German Law or Basic Law?” Yet the next question reads: “What is not in the Basic Law of Germany?” – Or, “How many occupation zones were there in Germany after the Second World War?”

             Britta Haßelmann (Greens): Not any of which can probably be answered                                 by you!

In another question is read: How were Germany’s four occupation zones divided? Or: “In which year did Hitler become Reich Chancellor?” Yet then: What did the Nazis with Hitler establish in Germany in 1933? – Or: “Who built the Wall in Berlin?” And then: “When did the DDR build the Wall…?”And so it further runs. In comparison: For the driver’s license examination, one has already failed with two falsely placed crosses. For the citizenship test, one can falsely answer 16 of 33 questions. 

One could as yet shorten the eight years to seven by means of participation in a 100 hour integration course in German legal order, history, culture.

            Britta Haßelmann (Greens): Of which many of you might make use! I believe,                        200 hours!

With submissions of particular achievements in integration, a somewhat higher language cognizance, it could be six years. “Particularly good school performances” or “civil society engagement” already waive the seven or even the six years. No more 100 hour course – for that, there is too little inclination. “Civil society engagement”, what then is that? Perform refugee assistance with NGOs, demonstrate against a deportation, perhaps one’s own? Does it get more vague? And “particular school performances”, what will that become? Success at the Tramp-in-AG? To not remain seated? – Much is said to no purpose so as to guarantee: The applicant hears out of all only the Ja.

For the German test shall suffice hearing and reading at B1 instead of written language mastery at the B1 level. Writing? Unnecessary. To listen to the news suffices completely and entirely for the later markings in the voter booths.

Filiz Polat (Greens): Is the core component of the law, restitution in citizenship law, so difficult for you? It is difficult for you because otherwise you would not be making such diversionary speeches. Start quoting there, Herr Curio!

            Marianne Schieder (SPD): It is also difficult for him to do what is human!

Where possible, nothing more at all is wanted from new citizens. – Thus, the general goal: To make citizenship as easy as possible.

Does it get still easier? Yes. Quote:

A foreigner who has his accustomed residence in a foreign country can be made a citizen when ties to Germany exist which justify citizenship.

Earlier, this pertained only to life partnerships, to avoid double citizenship, to sufficient knowledge of the language. All of these prerequisites were removed.

            Britta Haßelmann (Greens): I believe group-referent inhumanity was named.

From strongly conditioned special cases to a vague, general opening.

In the German citizenship office, it is a Black Friday final sale, yet all year.

For whom this still does not suffice, he may read in the election program of the Greens that citizenship

            Britta Haßelmann (Greens): Nay, you need not read that!

can be claimed already after five years – according to the law or not – moreover even with an unclarified identity.

            Konstantin Kuhle (FDP): Now it’s coming!

That even this could still be topped is scarcely imaginable.

            Konstantin Kuhle (FDP): Now!

Yet the FDP instructs us in one more base: An election program reads, citizenship shall be possible after three years’ residence.

In the fight for the voters, does anyone here offer less? Citizenship for passing through? A German right to vote for all Europeans?

            Filiz Polat (Greens): That is the present legal situation!

Perhaps even quotas for climate refugees?

            Christian Dürr (FDP): Mein Gott!

Shall we soon see how Chancellor Baerbock leads her Interior Minister Laschet by the nose around the circus ring? One will then no longer be free of the spirit summoned up. So is this.

            Marianne Schieder (SPD): Frau President, for what have we deserved this?

Let us retain: Immigration is no human right. Citizenship is no human right. Conditions for immigration and citizenship

            Alexander Ulrich (Linke): I believe that really is enough. That’s enough!

are no discrimination or indeed attacks on human dignity. – Sound self-evident? Just wait for the green-black love match. Your wildest nightmares will be exceeded.

I thank you.

Christian Dürr (FDP): I am thinking if we are there. I am thinking, we here are the enemy, or what? The worst were nevertheless actually us! I have not understood this! This is just not logical, what he says. What an absurd speaker!

Britta Haßelmann (Greens): That also was enough of group-referent inhumanity!

 

 

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